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Just added:
"Old" Birthday Candles
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All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing. But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!
Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme

Have you seen our Nipple Scarf?
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The "Shit List"
From The Goofy Gift Shop
Everyone knows what this is - but have you ever heard of someone who actually has one? I bet not! You can the be the very first of your friends and acquaintances who actually have one:
a "Shit List". When someone sees you have their name on this list, they will straighten up and fly right from now on!
You get 5 individual pages with space for 9 'special friends' on each page. That's enough for 45 people to be on your 'list'!
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Only $2.99 shipping included
You will laugh when you see our Weenie Warmers
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This is a great gag gift to give to a friend so they can have their own!