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Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Adult gifts!


The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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driving course
Add them to your Shit List!
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The "Shit List"

From The Goofy Gift Shop
Everyone knows what this is - but have you ever heard of someone who actually has one? I bet not!  You can the be the very first of your friends and acquaintances who actually have one:
a "Shit List".  When someone sees you have their name on this list, they will straighten up and fly right from now on!
You get 1 pad of  50 pages with space for 9 'special friends' on each page. 
Why go shopping at a Mall when you can buy all your gifts right here at thegoofygiftshop.com
Click  Goofy Gifts to continue shopping
Only $2.99 shipping included
You will laugh when you see our Weenie Warmers
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This is a great gag gift to give to a friend so they can have their own!
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