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Coming Soon:
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Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Check out our great
Adult gifts!


The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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gentlysdriving.com
On-line defensive
driving course
Singing Bubba Claus
Untitled Page
From The Goofy Gift Shop
Can you imagine the surprise on Santa's face when he hears Singing Bubba Clause start to sing the '12 Days of Christmas'?  Your friends will love Bubba also!   These also make great gag gifts - everyone has at least one friend for whom the Singing Bubba Claus stocking would be the highlight of their Christmas.
He Sings:
Through the 12 days of Christmas
I sure like to receive...

12 flavored toothpicks
11 quick pick tickets
10 sleeveless t-shirts
  9 bags of pork rinds
  8 trailer hubcaps
  7 packs of jerky
  6 knifes for whittlin'
  5 fishing lures
  4 turkey calls
  3 tattoos
  2 camouflaged long johns
  And a seat warmer in the outhouse
Check out our Weenie Warmers
Only $19.95 shipping included
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Singing Bubba Claus Stocking

Singing Bubba Claus Stocking form The Goofy Gift Shop
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