"Single Again" - Car Mirror Hangers

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Are you looking for just the right gift for that newly-divorced friend?  How about that friend who wasn't married but just broke up from a long relationship? Or maybe you're wanting one for yourself?   Well, here it is!

This sign will hang on the car's rear-view mirror and people will know that the driver is now looking again!  This will help attract that good-looking person who might be just a bit shy about asking the  marital status of your friend.  This will open many doors and is sure to lead to many marvelous relationships!

We offer these great signs in both Male and Female versions. 

And if that friend is having a bit of a hard time now, this will show them that there IS life after a breakup or divorce, and is sure to bring a smile to their face!

If you're married and buying these for yourself... we are not responsible for hospital bills, attorney's fees, or anything if you get caught!

Each measures 2.75 in x 4.75 in and made from hard plastic or vinyl - they are not paper.
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Only $6.99
shipping included