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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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Have a
Snowman Poop
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From The Goofy Gift Shop
Christmas is such a fun time!  And you don't have to be a kid to enjoy it:  the gifts, the parties, the gifts, the fun, the gifts, the good friends...  But there's always that one person around who hasn't been good this year!  There's one in every crowd.  So what better way to tell that person that they have been naughty?  They'll probably enjoy this more than that cheap little thingy you would buy them at Walmart.  
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Reindeer Poop
Only $2.99 shipping included

Snowman Poop - Reindeer Poop

Snowman Poop from The Goofy Gift Shop
Snowman Poop
Only $2.99 shipping included
"I came wide awake when I heard Santa call...
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".

I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of "reindeer poop".
But to throw them away, seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking - you might like a taste!

As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky -
"They're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"