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WEENIE WARMERS
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WHAT'S NEW:
Our Newest Item:
Warm Willie Hand Warmer
Other New Items:
The Fisherman                  
Rainbow Pride                         
MSU Spartans                             
The WINNER     
Happy New Year
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Just added:
"Fish Assholes" labels
Husband Training Treats
The Perfect Man
Safe Sex Condoms

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INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Please Note: All prices
listed are for U. S.
Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
Please Contact Us for
international postage
rates before placing
your order.
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk,  Shaft Snuggie,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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On-line defensive
driving course
Make Your Own Straw Hat - Some Assembly Required!
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Straw Hat Kit

From The Goofy Gift Shop
Folks, Spring will be here before you know it.  And this means the grass will start growing and have to be mowed.  And there is always a lot of yard work to be done: planting, trimming, cleaning up.  Well, don't let that hot sun shine on your bare head - especially when you can wear one of the latest new fashion trends:  a new straw hat.   And with this straw hat kit you can make it like you want it!
Make it yourself and save $
We got a really good deal on these straw hat kits so stock up before they sell out at these bargain prices
Don't be ashamed if your friend needs the Shorty Weenie Warmers!
Only $3.99 shipping included
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What a neat gag gift to give to a friend!
Straw Hat Kit from The Goofy Gift Shop
Some Assembly Required
Some Assembly Required