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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing. But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!
Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme

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Stress Relief Capsules
From The Goofy Gift Shop
Bills to pay? A boring job? A Boss who is a complete Jerk? A nosy neighbor or friend? Kids? In-Laws? These are some of the leading causes of stress in our lives.If you know someone who is feeling stress at times, these Stress Relief Capsules are just the gift they would appreciate. They will think of you and smile every time they use these Stress Relief Capsules
What a great gag gift! And such a cheap price...
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Pop three (3) of these stress relieving capsules every 4-6 hours or as needed
Paid Endorsement:
"I swaney...I'd probbly done shot Momma and the younguns if'n it hadna bin for dese here thangs..."
Jimmy Joe Bobby
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