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John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
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Barefoot Sandals
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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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Stress Relief Capsules

From The Goofy Gift Shop
Bills to pay?  A boring job?  A boss who is a complete jerk?  A nosey neighbor or friend?  Kids?   In-Laws? These are some of the leading causes of stress in our lives. If you know someone who is feeling stress these Stress Relief Capsules are just the gift they would appreciate. They will think of you and smile every time they use these Stress Relief Capsules. (bubble wrap)
What a great gag gift!  And such a cheap price...
For Immediate Stress Relief
Pop three (3) of these stress relieving capsules every 4-6 hours or as needed
Paid Endorsement:
"I swaney...I'd probbly done shot Momma and the younguns if'n it hadna bin for dese here thangs..."
Jimmy Joe Bobby
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