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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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"They are awesome.  I have told all my girlfriends about them.  I have also gone to the Better Business Bureau and gave you a glowing review. Your promptness was amazing, and your customer service is fantastic.  I will and would recommend your website to everyone I know. Thanks so much. "
Chel, Temecula, CA
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"Just picked up the Willie Warmer from the mailbox. OMG, he's going to pee himself laughing. It's hilarious and really well made. I'll refrain from trying it on since it's a gift and all.  LOL."
Mark in Washington
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"What a hoot!  Even better in hand vs. photo!" 
Kristi in MN
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"thats freakin awesome. Haha! thankx"
Parker in NM
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"extremely fast shipping.  Great item!  what a neat idea.
We will get many laughs lol"
Amanda in NY
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"Thanks!  My husband will laugh his butt off when he gets this Christmas morning!"
Sandra in NJ
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"My boyfriend will stay warm this winter now.  LOL. Thanks"
Jane in OH
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"Just wanted you to know the weenie warmer was a HIT! Everyone at the bachelor party loved it. We were in Vegas for the wedding and all the events. The bachelor party was a night of playing poker and even people at the next table got a chuckle while the groom kept it over his shoulder for everyone to see"
Jack in AZ
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You may remember my order from September in which I ordered a Dallas Cowboys
weenie warmer for my brother. Let me be honest for a moment in saying to you
that in my lifelong history of buying my youngest brother birthday gifts
(about 3 of his 25 years), I have never delivered a gift so appreciated as
your sturdy choad holder (and you can use that as a product testimonial).
Ross L. In LA
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You know the commercial that use to run for Mastercard? ..well this is my
take on it:
-Searching the words "cock warmer" on the internet and finding
thegoofygiftshop.com: zero dollars
-Ordering a weenie warmer from thegoofygiftshop: $20.00
-Seeing my friend's surprised face, loss for words and laughing until his face turns red: PRICELE$$
That's the happiness you get from using a Mastercard, hahaha
Chris, Florida
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WOW i just got in the weenie warmer and let me tell you that is GREAT!
....I am so excited, thank you once again!
Kristen, Texas
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