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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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Have a
great
2017!!
Give her the Total Bitch Gum and she'll know what you think!
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"Total Bitch" Gum

From The Goofy Gift Shop
I know that you know someone like this!   That woman who is always acting bitchy -
the one who always has to have things her way - the one who is never happy. 
Yep, that's the one!  Well, the Total Bitch gum is a great way to let her know how she is acting.   You can give it to her face-to-face or just leave it on her desk or somewhere she will find it.   She may not change but at least she'll know what people think.  The Total Bitch gum is also a great gag gift to give to a friend  so she won't act this way!
Only $4.99 shipping included
This is real chewing gum!
A great gift to give to a good friend would be the Total Bitch gum and a Friendship Bag!
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