bastrop, tx
***********************
GOOFY GIFTS
***********************
WEENIE WARMERS
Events, Occasions &
Professions
Holiday
Political
Special Orders
Sports
***********************
In a rush?
PRIORITY SHIPPING
Now Available
***********************
WHAT'S NEW:
Check it out!
Dr Pecker
The WINNER
Father's Day
Nipple Scarf
Happy New Year
Mr Fix-It
***********************
Just added:
"Old" Birthday Candles
***********************
If you would like to hear from us with news about new products, just send an email to us by clicking HERE.
Simply add your name and email and and we'll notify you when new items come on board
***********************
All products are in stock
***********************
Watch the
Weenie Warmer slideshow
***********************
**********************
All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
Contact Us for international postage rates
**********************
Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing. But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!
Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme

Have you seen our Nipple Scarf?
gentlysdriving.com
On-line defensive
driving course

"Total Bitch" Gum
From The Goofy Gift Shop
I know that you know someone like this! That woman who is always acting bitchy -
the one who always has to have things her way - the one who is never happy.
Yep, that's the one! Well, the Total Bitch gum is a great way to let her know how she is acting. You can give it to her face-to-face or just leave it on her desk or somewhere she will find it. She may not change but at least she'll know what people think. The Total Bitch gum is also a great gag gift to give to a friend so she won't act this way!
Only $4.99 shipping included
This is real chewing gum!
A great gift to give to a good friend would be the Total Bitch gum and a Friendship Bag!
.
Check out our Weenie Warmers