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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing. But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!

Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme

Have you seen our Nipple Scarf?

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"Ugly" Bags

From The Goofy Gift Shop

This isn't really an ugly Bag ? it's an "Ugly" Bag. There's a lot of difference! This is just the gag gift for that person who is? How do we say it? Appearance-Challenged? You know what I'm talking about. That man or woman who is Super-Nice but doesn't wear a watch because it stops every time they look at it? But it's really made for the good-looking man or woman who has a sense of humor. You just tell them that this will allow you to be seen in public together without embarrassment. The "Ugly" Bag gag gift is sure to bring lots of laughs when that handsome man or woman in your life opens it. They'll know it's a joke and will laugh the loudest!

My Husband was walking thru the Walmart parking lot wearing this Bag yesterday and a very attractive woman stopped by him and said: "Get in this car you Good-Looking S.O.B."

Only $3.49 shipping included

Woman's face

Man's face

Hey! These are not just cheap one time use bags. You can use them over and over.

What a great gag gift! And such a cheap price...

Better buy two just in case one comes off!

Check out our many Weenie Warmers

Just in case they are mentally-challenged also - Directions are printed on the back of the bag!