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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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driving course
The year of the
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Ugly Bags - for not-so-attractive men and women
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"Ugly" Bags

From The Goofy Gift Shop
This isn't really an ugly bag -- it's an "Ugly" Bag.  There's a lot of difference!  This is just the gag gift for that person who is...  how do we say it...  appearance-challenged. You know what I'm talking about.  That man or woman who is super nice but doesn't wear a watch because it stops every time they look at it? But it's really made for the good-looking man or woman who has a sense of humor. You just tell them that this will allow you to be seen in public together without embarrassment.  The "Ugly" Bag gag gift is sure to bring lots of laughs when that handsome man or woman in your life opens it.  They'll know it's a joke and will laugh the loudest! 
My Husband was walking thru the Walmart parking lot wearing this bag yesterday and a very attractive woman stopped by him and said: "Get in this car you Good-Looking S.O.B."
Only $4.99 shipping included
Only $4.99 shipping included
Woman's face
Man's face
Hey!  These are not just cheap one time use bags.  You can use them over and over.
What a great gag gift!   And such a cheap price...
Better buy two just in case one comes off! It's called a 2-bagger!
Check out our many Weenie Warmers
Just in case they are mentally-challenged also - Directions are printed on the back of the bag!