Novelty Bill - Valentine's Day - I Love You

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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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smithville, tx
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driving course
'tis the
Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop:  Weenie Warmers
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From The Goofy Gift Shop
This colorful and sentimental bill would be a great Valentine's Day present to your spouse, boyfriend or  girlfriend, or both!  When they see this and read the "I Love You" they will know that you truly do love them.  They will know that this type of gift is not available many places and you must have searched far and wide to find it.

Everyone knows that a box of candy is gone in a few days - and a fancy card bought off the shelf in a store shows no real sentiment. But this bill says "I Love You" forever!

NOTE:  This novelty bill is funny money and not legal tender and cannot be spent as money.  I recently read of a man in South Carolina who actually tried to buy items at a store using a $1,000,000 bill!  He claimed it was real currency!  This bill is not!
Only $2.99
Shipping included
Vlaentines Day I Love You novelty bill
Vlaentines Day I Love You novelty bill