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Just added:
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All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing. But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!
Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme

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"We Are Having A Baby" Fake Lottery Tickets
From The Goofy Gift Shop
Are you about to become parents? Do you have good friends who are having a baby? These Fake Lottery Tickets are a great way to announce to someone the happy occasion! When scratched, instead of numbers, they spell out
"We are having a baby". Just think of the fun you'll have when your friends, family, even your Mother-in-Law scratches this and sees the message!
3 Scratch-offs in each package
Inventory is low! We have two packs left with 3 tickets per pack and manufacturer is now packaging one (1) ticket per package.
Only $4.99 shipping included
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