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Just added:
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Husband Training Treats
The Perfect Man
Safe Sex Condoms
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Coming Soon:
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listed are for U. S.
Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
Please Contact Us for
international postage
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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We're Having a Baby lottery tickets - a great way to make that announcement
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"We Are Having A Baby" Fake Lottery Tickets

From The Goofy Gift Shop
Are you about to become parents?  Do you have good friends who are having a baby?  These Fake Lottery Tickets are a great way to announce to someone the happy occasion!  When scratched, instead of numbers, they spell out
"We are having a baby".  Just think of the fun you'll have when your friends, family, even your Mother-in-Law  scratches this and sees the message!
3 Scratch-offs in each package
The manufacturer is now packaging one (1) ticket per package at the same price..
Only $4.99 shipping included
Check out our  Sports Weenie Warmers
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We Are Having A Baby Lottery Tickets from The Goofy Gift Shop
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