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John Deere Weenie Warmer

Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop
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What outdoors-kinda-guy wouldn't want his very own John Deere? Whether it be a tractor, dozer, mower, backhoe or Gator, most are not affordable to the average Joe... but our John Deere Weenie Warmer is! He will love having this John Deere for the "equipment" he already has.

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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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The Goofy Gift Shop
smithville, tx
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Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
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            "SHORTY" -- about 3"
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about 6"
John Deere "Shorty" style 

Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Also available in "Shorty" style.
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"
This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!


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