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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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Military Weenie Warmer

Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop
TEN-HUT!!!
You won't find this at the Base Exchange! Our Military Weenie Warmer is made with camouflage yarn and comes with a dog-tag that you can personalize (using a 'Sharpie") with your own personal message or name. The perfect gift for any soldier.
Check out our other camo weenie warmers: Hunter / Fisherman
Weenie Warmer - Military Camouflage Dog Tag
Dog Tag is blank... Personalize it with your own name or message using a "sharpie" pen.

Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
Military "Shorty" style 

Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Also available in "Shorty" style.
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"

This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!
NOTE: Military addresses (APO/FPO/DPO)
are NOT International addresses

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