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Moustache - 'Stache on a Stick

Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop: 
Weenie Warmers
From The Goofy Gift Shop
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Although the recent moustache fad started with people wearing fake moustaches on the area above the lip, its gone a lot further than that lately. There are moustache coffee mugs, jewelry and t-shirts and anything else you can imagine. So here’s one that WE imagined, and you won’t find it in any store - we call it a “Stash-on-a-Stick”.

It's our weenie warmer sporting a manly moustache. Wear it on your “stick” and just pull it out when the situation arises.

Did you know that fake moustache day is celebrated around the world? Yep, Fake Moustache Day is on February 3rd. So even if you're not into the whole false 'stache thing, at least you will be prepared for Moustache Day.

You can also 'raise' awareness for the ‘Movember’ movement - an annual month-long event involving the growing of moustaches to raise awareness for men's health. Learn more about that at www.movember.com

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GOOFY GAG GIFTS      
WEENIE WARMERS
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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies



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This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!

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"I mustache you a question but I'm shaving it for later."

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