One-Eyed Trouser Snake

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The One-Eyed Trouser Snake:
An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions. It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though, as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.
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Crikey! That trouser snake just attacked that hooker! It spit its venom all over her. That has to be one of the most dangerous snakes in the world!
One-Eyed Trouser Snake Weenie Warmer

1-Eyed Trouser Snake "Shorty"


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Also available in "Shorty" style.
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"
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