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Police Officer / Law Enforcement Weenie Warmer

Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop:  Weenie Warmers
Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop
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To Protect and Serve... we are grateful for them. BUT.. you never want to mess with a police officer, especially if he’s in a bad mood... that is to say if he hasn’t had his donut or if his ‘night stick’ is cold.

We can’t help with the donuts. But we can help keep that night stick warm with our law officer’s weenie warmer. Not only does it match their uniform, it comes with an extra set of handcuffs... and you never know when those will come in handy.

Lets keep all of those officers out there happy... you never know when you will need their help or be on the wrong side and have to deal with one
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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Police Officer  "Shorty" style 

Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Also available in "Shorty" style.
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"
This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!

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