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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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University of Alabama Crimson Tide Weenie Warmer
There must be something in the water at Tuscaloosa:  They sure know how to play football there!  The Tide, as usual, is on a roll this year and what a great year they're having.  There is no better way to show that special friend that you truly support him and the Tide than by giving him this great gag gift: the Alabama Crimson Tide Weenie Warmer.  It is a gift that will always be remembered!
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Choose from any of these charms for your Weenie Warmer
I don't believe the Red Elephants are coming -  I believe they're here!
This can be made in a Big Boy or Shorty or Teenie version also!
The Then & Now Crimson Tide Weenie Warmer makes a great gag gift for a 40th, 50th, 60th birthday party or an over-the-hill party
A matched set of these featuring a regular and a Teenie make the perfect gag gift for an expectant or new dad!
Only $20.00 shipping included
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The University of Alabama Crimson Tide Weenie Warmers

from The Goofy Gift Shop  
University of Alabama Crimson Tide Weenie Warmers fromThe Goofy Gift Shop
The 1" gold football is standard.  But we will substitute any of these at no additional charge.  Simply place your order and then click HERE to tell us if you wish to substitute one of the others.