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WEENIE WARMERS
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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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Have a
great
2017!!
Arizona Cardinals Weenie Warmers
Let's see... we want to show our support for the Cards, but how can we show it?  Hmmm.  There is no better way to show your favorite fan that you back his team than with the Arizona Cardinals Weenie Warmer! 
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Just $20.00 shipping included
within the USA

Arizona Cardinals Weenie Warmer

Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop
Arizona Cardinals Weenie Warmer from The Goofy Gift Shop

International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Arizona Cardinals "Shorty" style
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"

Arizona Cardinals Father/Son
Father/Son is a matching set which includes one regular size warmer(pictured above)
and one "Teenie Weenie"
Only $30.00 shipping included
within the USA

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Check out our "Penis Pals" -- they're FREE!

International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE

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All payments are made online with credit card or PayPal


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