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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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University of Arizona Wildcats Weenie Warmer
It was true in 1914 and it's true today:  This team shows the fight of Wildcats every time they play!  And the University of Arizona Wildcats Weenie Warmer is THE perfect gag gift for that Wildcat fan.  He will absolutely love it and will always remember you for giving it to him.  And his friends will love it also.  They'll probably all want one!
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The 1" gold football is standard. But we will substitute any of these at no additional charge.  Simply place your order and then click HERE to tell us if you wish to substitute one of the others.
Choose from any of these charms for your Weenie Warmer
Only $20.00 shipping included
I bet Wilbur wishes Wilma would buy him one!
The Then & Now Arizona Wildcats Weenie Warmer makes a great gag gift for a 40th, 50th, 60th birthday party or an over-the-hill party
A matched set of these featuring a regular and a Teenie make the perfect gag gift for an expectant or new dad!
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See our other Weenie Warmers

University of Arizona Wildcats Weenie Warmers

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University of Arizona Wildcats Weenie Warmers fromThe Goofy Gift Shop