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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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University of Arkansas Razorbacks Weenie Warmer
If you've been looking for that perfect gift for that Razorback fan, look no further:  The Arkansas Razorback Weenie Warmer is THE gift he'll cherish forever.   Give this to your favorite Arkansas fan and he'll be 'calling those hogs' all night long!  So let's show that spirit and be proud of being the only team in the nation called the Razorbacks.  Give this to that special man in your life and he'll always remember you for doing so!
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The 1" gold football is standard.  But we will substitute any of these at no additional charge.  Simply place your order and then click HERE to tell us if you wish to substitute one of the others.
Choose from any of these charms for your Weenie Warmer
Woooooooo. Pig. Sooie!
Woooooooo. Pig. Sooie!
Woooooooo. Pig. Sooie!
Razorbacks!
Any fan would love this Arkansas Razorback Weenie Warmer from the Goofy Gift Shop!
Just $20.00 shipping included
This can be made in a Big Boy, Shorty  or Teenie version also!
A matched set of these featuring a regular and a Teenie make the perfect gag gift for an expectant or new dad!
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Weenie Warmers make GREAT gag gifts!

The University of Arkansas Razorback Weenie Warmers

University of Arkansas Razorbacks Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop
from The Goofy Gift Shop