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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop

The Biker Weenie Warmer

$20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop:  Weenie Warmers
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Vrooom!  Vaooom!
What a great sound that is -  Ride, eat, sleep... repeat. That's what bikers do!

Every biker should carry our Biker Weenie Warmer in his saddlebag just in case it gets  cold when he's riding.  And if he doesn't need to wear it, it's always a great conversation piece! Everyone will have a great laugh. No biker should be without one!

Also available in "Shorty" style.
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"
Biker "Shorty" style


Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE

This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!


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All payments are made online with credit card or PayPal
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