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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
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The "Biker" 
                                      
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All products are in stock
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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2017!!
Chicago Bears Weenie Warmers
When you think of rough 'n tough football, the Bears always come to mind.  It takes a tough man to play for the Bears and it takes a tough man to be a Bears fan. If you're really a fan, or you know someone who is, then this Chicago Bears Weenie Warmer is the perfect gift!
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Chicago Bears Weenie Warmer

Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop
Chicago Bears Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop
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about 6"

Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE

Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Chicago Bears "Shorty" style
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"
Chicago Bears Father/Son
Father/Son is a matching set which includes one regular size warmer (pictured above)
and one "Teenie Weenie"

Only $30.00 shipping included
within the USA
This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!

See our other
Weenie Warmers
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE

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