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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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driving course
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College and University Weenie Warmers

College and University Weenie Warmers

Alabama Crimson Tide
Arkansas Razorbacks
Auburn University Tigers
Florida Gators
Florida State Seminoles

Georgia Bulldogs
Kansas State Wildcats
LSU Tigers
Michigan State Spartans
Michigan Wolverines
Nebraska Cornhuskers
North Carolina State Wolfpack
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Ohio State Buckeyes
Oklahoma Sooners
Penn Quakers
Tennessee Volunteers
Texas A&M Aggies
Texas Tech Red Raiders
USC Trojans
University of Texas Longhorns
Washington Huskies
Wisconsin Badgers
Your Team -- Request it!

More to Come
Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop:  Weenie Warmers 
and don't forget our great gag gifts.
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Only $20.00 each shipping included within the United States.
International shipping is extra cost.

from The Goofy Gift Shop  
Weenie Warmers make great gag gifts for any student or any sport!
All weenie warmers come with the 1" gold football (far left in picture above).

But we will substitute any of our other sports trinkets at no additional charge.

Simply place your order and then click HERE to tell us if you wish to substitute one of the others.

Trinkets available are pictured above: 1" gold tone football (standard),  Brown football, baseball, basketball, soccer ball.