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Weenie Warmers
Coming Soon:
The Policeman
The Gambler
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INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Please Note: All prices
listed are for U. S.
Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
Please Contact Us for
international postage
rates before placing
your order.
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Adult gifts!


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bastrop, tx
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College and University Weenie Warmers

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Arizona Wildcats
Arkansas Razorbacks
Auburn Tigers
Florida Gators
Florida State Seminoles

Georgia Bulldogs
LSU Tigers
Michigan Wolverines
North Carolina State Wolfpack
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Oklahoma Sooners
Pennsylvania Quakers
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Texas Longhorns
Texas Tech Red Raiders
USC Trojans
Wisconsin Badgers
Your Team


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Only $20.00 each shipping included
from The Goofy Gift Shop  
The 1" gold football is standard. But we will substitute any of these at no additional charge.  Simply place your order and then click HERE to tell us if you wish to substitute one of the others.
Choose from any of these charms for your Weenie Warmer