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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Barefoot Sandals
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All products are in stock
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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great
2017!!
Dalals Cowboys Weenie Warmers
The Dallas Cowboys have always been America's Team!  And what a great tradition they have!  Folks down here have been Cowboy fans from the git-go.  If you're a fan, or you know someone who is, then this is the perfect gift!  Think of the fun when your friends see this Dallas Cowboy Weenie Warmer.
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Dallas Cowboys Weenie Warmer

Dallas Cowboys Weenie Warmer from The Goofy Gift Shop
Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop
This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Dallas Cowboys "Shorty" style
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"
Dallas Cowboys Father/Son
Father/Son is a matching set which includes one regular size warmer (pictured above)
and one "Teenie Weenie"


Only $30.00 shipping included
within the USA

about 6"
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