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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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bastrop, tx
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Dalals Cowboys Weenie Warmers
The Dallas Cowboys have always been America's Team!  And what a great tradition they have!  Folks down here have been Cowboy fans from the git-go.  And we are true fans!  And if you're really a fan, or you know someone who is really a fan, then this is the perfect gift!   Think of the fun when you show your Dallas Cowboy Weenie Warmer to your friends.  Think how jealous they are going to be because they don't have one!
They will all be envious because you have it and they don't!
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Only $20.00 shipping included
If you're a true Texan, this is available in the Big Boy size
I bet Troy would come back for one of these!
The Then & Now Dallas Cowboys Weenie Warmermakes a great gag gift for a 40th, 50th, 60th birthday party or an over-the-hill party
For great gag gifts and practical jokes, see our Goofy Gifts
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Dallas Cowboys Weenie Warmers

Dallas Cowboys Weenie Warmer from The Goofy Gift Shop
From The Goofy Gift Shop