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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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Have a
great
2017!!
University of Florida Gators Weenie Warmer
The SEC is a tough Conference and the Florida Gators are a tough team! 
The Florida Gators Weenie Warmer is a great and fun way to show your support
for the Gators.  Give this gift to your favorite fan and he'll love you forever.  And do so during a victory party after the game and everyone there will want one too! 
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Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
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Florida Gators Weenie Warmer

Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop  
Florida Gators Weenie Warmer from The Goofy Gift Shop

Check out our other Weenie Warmers
Florida Gators "Shorty"

Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Also available in "Shorty" style.
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"
This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE

Don't forgot to look at our Goofy Gifts!



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