Florida Marlins Weenie Warmers
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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies

The Goofy Gift Shop
smithville, tx
On-line defensive
driving course
The year of the
(keep him warm)

Untitled Page
Only $20.00 shipping included
Click HERE for some  great gag gifts and practical jokes

Miami Marlins Weenie Warmers

from The Goofy Gift Shop  
You can also get this in a Then and Now matched set which is perfect for that 40th, 50th, or 60th birthday party or that over-the-hill birthday gift
What more could a Miami Marlins fan want?
A new ballpark - check
some new talent signed - check

Let see...oh yeah, what about a great gift to give to your man?  The Marlins Weenie Warmer is sure to bring a laugh both when he opens it and when he shows it to his friends!
Image coming soon!