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All products are in stock
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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great
2017!!
Golf Weenie Warmers

Golfer's Weenie Warmer

The Golf Weenie Warmer -- A great place to keep his little "putter" and balls.  Whether he's almost ready to turn Pro or a weekend  hacker or even a member of a college or university team, he will absolutely love this gift!  Can you imagine the fun he will have showing this off at the 19th Hole? 

The Golf Weenie Warmer is a great prize for that local golf tournament!  It could also be auctioned or raffled to raise money for your event!
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Sports: Golf Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop

Also available in "Shorty" style.
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"
Golf "Shorty" Style

Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE

This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!

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