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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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Houston Astros Weenie Warmers
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Houston Astros Weenie Warmer

Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop  
Houston Astros Weenie Warmer from The Goofy Gift Shop
Any Astros fan will love this gag gift!
It's the perfect gift for any occasion -- birthday, holiday, anniversary, bachelor party. Its sure to bring a big laugh on game day or any day at all. You won't find these in the fan shop at Minute Maid Park!
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!


International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Houston Astros "Shorty" style
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"
Houston Astros Father/Son
Father/Son is a matching set which includes one regular size warmer (pictured above)
and one "Teenie Weenie"


Only $30.00 shipping included
within the USA
The Father/Son set makes the perfect gag gift for an expectant father or new dad!
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Weenie Warmers

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