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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
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All products are in stock
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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Kansas City Royals Weenie Warmers
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Kansas City Royals Weenie Warmer

Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop  

Are you going to Royals Fan Fest? If so, perhaps you can get your favorite player or coach to autograph the tag on your KC Royals Weenie Warmer. Hey... they autograph everything else!

Even if you're not going and can't get it autographed, you will still enjoy this unique addition to your wardrobe. No Royals fan should be without one.
Kansas City Royals Weenie Warmer
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA

International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
K.C. Royals "Shorty" style
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"

This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!
Check out our other
Weenie Warmers


UPGRADE SHIPPING
WE DO NOT TAKE PAYMENT OVER THE PHONE
All payments are made online with credit card or PayPal


K.C. Royals Father/Son
Father/Son is a matching set which includes one standard size warmer (pictured above)
and one "Teenie Weenie"
Only $30.00 shipping included
within the USA
The Father/Son set makes the perfect gag gift for an expectant father or new dad!