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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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Have a
great
2017!!
San Diego Charges Weenie Warmers
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Los Angeles Chargers Weenie Warmer

Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Los Angeles Chargers "Shorty" style
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"
Los Angeles Chargers Father/Son
Father/Son is a matching set which includes one regular size warmer (pictured above)
and one "Teenie Weenie"


Only $30.00 shipping included
within the USA
The Father/Son set makes the perfect gag gift for an expectant father or new dad!
This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!

Check out our other
Weenie Warmers

Don't forgot to look at our Goofy Gifts!

about 6"
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International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE

UPGRADE SHIPPING
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All payments are made online with credit card or PayPal

- Team colors of Navy blue, powder
    blue, white & gold.
- Tag with team logo attached at tie
- Baseball trinket attached at tie
- 100% acrylic yarn... stretches
- One size fits all (more or less)
- Draw-string tie at top
- Sure to get a laugh (or two)