Florida Marlins Weenie Warmers
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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies

The Goofy Gift Shop
smithville, tx
On-line defensive
driving course
The year of the
(keep him warm)

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Miami Marlins Weenie Warmers

from The Goofy Gift Shop  
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Only $20.00 shipping included
- Team colors of black, blue, red & grey
- Tag with team logo attached at tie
- Baseball trinket attached at tie
- 100% acrylic yarn... stretches
- One size fits all (more or less)
- Draw-string tie at top
- Hand made in Texas
- Sure to get a laugh (or two)
Click HERE for some  great gag gifts and practical jokes

Check out our other
Weenie Warmers

This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!

Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Miami Marlins "Shorty" style
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"
Miami Marlins Father/Son
Father/Son is a matching set which includes one regular size warmer and one "Teenie Weenie"

Only $30.00 shipping included
within the USA
The Father/Son set makes the perfect gag gift for an expectant father or new dad!
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE

Don't forgot to look at our Goofy Gifts!