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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Milwaukee Brewers Weenie Warmers
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Milwaukee Brewers Weenie Warmers

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Milwaukee Brewers weenie warmer
Ah, Milwaukee!  What a great city!  And there is so much to do there: Cruises on the river, Theatres, Summerfest, Dinner Theatres, and even a visit to the Jelly Belly Visitor Center.  But if you're visiting in summer you have to catch a Brewer's game!  And Milwaukee fans love those Brewers!  Any fan would be delighted to receive this wonderful gift!