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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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-2019-
The year of the
WEENIE
(keep him warm)

Minnesota Twins Weenie Warmers
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Only $20.00 shipping included

Minnesota Twins Weenie Warmers

from The Goofy Gift Shop
Minnesota Twins Weenie Warmer from The Goofy Gift Shop
- Team colors of navy, red, gold & white
- Tag with team logo attached at tie
- Baseball trinket attached at tie
- 100% acrylic yarn... stretches
- One size fits all (more or less)
- Draw-string tie at top
- Hand made in Texas
- Sure to get a laugh (or two)
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!

Check out our other
Weenie Warmers


UPGRADE SHIPPING

Minnesota Twins "Shorty" style
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Minnesota Twins Father/Son
Father/Son is a matching set which includes one regular size warmer and one "Teenie Weenie"

Only $30.00 shipping included
within the USA

International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
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