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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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2017!!
Major League Baseball Weenie Warmers
Baseball:  the National sport!  What a game it is to play or to watch.  I can remember when I was a kid and if we could get 5 or 6 people together, that was enough to play a game.  And we played every day during the summer. There is only one thing that kept me from playing in the Major Leagues:   A lack of talent!

These Weenie Warmers make a great gag gift for your favorite baseball fan.  You'll have fun when he opens it and he'll have fun when he shows it to his friends.  Order one today!  
Only $20.00 each shipping included
(within the USA. International shipping is extra cost)
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