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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Keep that Weenie Warm
in 2016!
New Orleans Saints Weenie Warmers
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Football season is always too short, but if there is one city in the US where the parties go all year long, it's New Orleans. With such a festive atmosphere to go along with the Saints, this is a must-have for that special man in your life.  What better way to show your favorite fan that you back his team than with the New Orleans Saints Weenie Warmer? 

New Orleans Saints Weenie Warmers

From The Goofy Gift Shop

about 6"
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
New Orleans Saints "Shorty" style
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"
New Orleans Saints Father/Son
Father/Son is a matching set which includes one regular size warmer and one "Teenie Weenie"

Only $30.00 shipping included
within the USA
The Father/Son set makes the perfect gag gift for an expectant father or new dad!
This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!
Priority shipping within the USA
Overnight shipping within the USA
$20 - Click HERE

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