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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
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Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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Help keep the weenies warm
in 2018!
Order one!


New York Yankees Weenie Warmer

From The Goofy Gift Shop
The New York Yankees!  What a great tradition in baseball. The New York Yankees Weenie Warmer makes a perfect gag gift for your favorite Yankees fan.  Get one for him and all of his friends will want one too!

Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA

This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
Priority shipping within the USA
Overnight shipping within the USA
$20 - Click HERE
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
NY Yankees "Shorty" style
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"
NY Yankees Father/Son
Father/Son is a matching set which includes one regular size warmer and one "Teenie Weenie"

Check out our other
Weenie Warmers
Only $30.00 shipping included
within the USA
The Father/Son set makes the perfect gag gift for an expectant father or new dad!

Don't forgot to look at our Goofy Gifts!