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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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driving course
Help keep the weenies warm
in 2018!
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Philadelphia Phillies Weenie Warmers
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Only $20.00 shipping included
Have you looked at our Gag Gifts?

Philadelphia Phillies Weenie Warmers

from The Goofy Gift Shop
Check out our Weenie Warmer Video!
Philadelphia - what a great town! 
It's been the home of William Penn, Benjamin Franklin, Betsy Ross - it's been called the City of Brotherly Love.
But the Phillies  don't show much love for their opponents!  
But the Philadelphia Phillies Weenie Warmer will bring a smile to their face and will please any fan!