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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Political Weenie Warmers
You can tell when it's Election time because the promises start flowing from every politician's mouth.  That's about all you will hear on the TV or radio.  And it's all so serious!  Most of us probably already know who we're voting for anyway, so let's just enjoy the season, cast our votes, and have fun!   
Give one to a staunch Democrat or Republican and watch the smiles break out...  They'll love it and will always think of you when the discussion turns to politics! 
Or you could give that staunch political supporter the OTHER party weenie warmer and watch them laugh while they do whatever they wish to do with it. 
Or you could even order a matched set or a mis-matched set of the Then and Now Weenie Warmers with the "Then" size going to the Victor and the "Now" size going to the losing opponent.  And present them in front of a crowd and you'll be remembered forever!  What a great way to celebrate a victory!  The opportunity for fun with a political Weenie Warmer is limitless. 
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Then and Now Political Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop
Click to see The Republican or The Democrat or Presidential
These can be made in a Big Boy or Shorty or Teenie version also!
This was a Special Order of a Republican Big Boy Weenie Warmer and a Democrat Teenie Weenie Warmer.  All of our Weenie Warmers can be made in whatever size you wish!
The Then & Now Republican or Democrat Weenie Warmer makes a great gag gift for Election Night,  a 40th, 50th, 60th birthday party, or an over-the-hill party 
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Political Weenie Warmers

From The Goofy Gift Shop
Political Weenie Warmers - Republican or Democrat - from The Goofy Gift Shop
Political Weenie Warmers - Republican or Democrat - from The Goofy Gift Shop
Only $20.00 each shipping included

Republican or Democrat

Click to see The Republican or The Democrat or Presidential