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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Political Weenie Warmers
You can tell when it's Election time because the promises start flowing from every politician's mouth.  That's about all you will hear on the TV or radio.  And it's all so serious!  Most of us probably already know who we're voting for anyway, so let's just enjoy the season, cast our votes, and have fun!   
Give one to a staunch Democrat or Republican and watch the smiles break out...  They'll love it and will always think of you when the discussion turns to politics! 
Or you could give that staunch political supporter the OTHER party weenie warmer and watch them laugh while they do whatever they wish to do with it. 

What a great way to celebrate a victory!  The opportunity for fun with a political Weenie Warmer is limitless. 
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Political Weenie Warmers

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Political Weenie Warmers - Republican or Democrat - from The Goofy Gift Shop
Political Weenie Warmers - Republican or Democrat - from The Goofy Gift Shop
Only $20.00 each shipping included
within the USA
Click to see The Republican or The Democrat