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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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The Presidential Weenie Warmer
Can you think of a  better way to honor the position of highest power in the U.S. AND bring smiles to people's faces during these tough times?  I didn't think so!  The Presidential Weenie Warmer is the perfect gag gift for anyone who has been involved in the political process at any level.  Believe me, this is a gag gift that will brings lots of laughter to the recipient and everyone present when it is opened.  It'll bring laughs to everyone who even hears about it. 
People will talk about this for years!
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Only $20.00 shipping included
These are non-partisan!
We can make a Weenie Warmer for offices in other organizations such as Lions Club, Rotary, whatever.  Just contact us via Special Orders with details of colors, logos, etc.

Not available in the Big Boy or Teenie

The Presidential Weenie Warmer

From The Goofy Gift Shop
Presidential Weenie Warmers
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