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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
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All products are in stock
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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Political Republican Weenie Warmers
The Grand Old Party!  And what a distinguished and respected Party it is!  There is no better way to express your political leanings than with the Republican Party Weenie Warmer!  Just imagine how this gift presented on Election Night would add to the festivities... a gift to be remembered forever!
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Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
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Republican Party Weenie Warmer

Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop
Republican Party Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop
Check out the "other" party's weenie warmer - Democrat Weenie Warmer

Republican "Shorty" style 


Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Also available in "Shorty" style.
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.  Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"

This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE

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