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WEENIE WARMERS
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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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The Goofy Gift Shop
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Sports Weenie Warmers from the Goofy Gift Shop

Sports Weenie Warmers

If we don't have your favorite team or you want another sport or color combination Click HERE to contact us.  We will gladly make a weenie warmer to your specifications - normally at the same low price.
These Weenie Warmers make great gag gifts for a sports fan!

National Football League

Major League Baseball

College & University

Golf

Bowling

NASCAR

The Referee

The WINNER
These are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Penis Warmer, Ball Shawl,
Willy Warmer, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warmers!
The Referee Weenie Warmer
The Golf Weenie Warmer
The NFL Weenie Warmers - Baltimore Ravens
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