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listed are for U. S.
Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Check out our great
Adult gifts!


The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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Texas A&M University Weenie Warmer
This is no better way to show your support for the Aggies then getting that special Aggie fan in your life the Texas A&M Aggies Weenie Warmer!   This IS the gift that he will proudly show to all his friends  and will lovingly think of you every time he talks about it.  He'll have great fun showing this off! 
The Aggie Weenie Warmer is a great gift for that football fan or any Aggie fan.  They even make great gifts for the groomsmen and ushers at an Aggie wedding, or any special occasion.  This is the gift that will never be forgotten and will keep on giving for a lifetime!
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Choose from any of these charms for your Weenie Warmer
The Then & Now Aggie Weenie Warmer makes a great gag gift for a 40th, 50th, 60th birthday party or an over-the-hill party
A matched set of these featuring a regular and a Teenie make the perfect gag gift for an expectant father or new dad!
Only $20.00 shipping included
Weenie Warmers make GREAT gag gifts!
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Texas A&M University Weenie Warmers

Click HERE to see our practical jokes and gag gifts
Texas A&M Aggies Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop
from The Goofy Gift Shop  
The 1" gold football is standard.  But we will substitute any of these at no additional charge.  Simply place your order and then click HERE to tell us if you wish to substitute one of the others.