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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
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All products are in stock
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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2017!!
Texas Tech Red Raiders Weenie Warmer
The Texas Tech Red Raiders always have a good football team going back to the old Southwest Conference. Must be something in that West Texas air! Our Texas Tech Red Raiders Weenie Warmer is a must-have for any Red Raider fan! It makes a great gag gift and will show that you truly support your team.
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The Texas Tech Red Raiders Weenie Warmer
Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop  


Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Red Raiders "Shorty" style
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"

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about 6"
This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!

International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE

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