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WEENIE WARMERS
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WHAT'S NEW:
Our Newest Item:
Warm Willie Hand Warmer
Other New Items:
The Fisherman                  
Rainbow Pride                         
MSU Spartans                             
The WINNER     
Happy New Year
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Just added:
"Fish Assholes" labels
Husband Training Treats
The Perfect Man
Safe Sex Condoms

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INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Please Note: All prices
listed are for U. S.
Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
Please Contact Us for
international postage
rates before placing
your order.
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk,  Shaft Snuggie,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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University of Pennsylvania Weenie Warmer
Hey!  Ivy League schools play sports also!  And there's nothing saying that they can't or don't enjoy a great gag gift either!   Just imagine the fun and laughs when your favorite Penn fan opens this gift.  It's sure to be remembered for years and and will bring a smile to their face everytime someone thinks of it. 
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Choose from any of these charms for your Weenie Warmer
Only $20.00 shipping included
Weenie Warmers make great gag gifts for any student or any sport!
Above is a special order of a regular Penn Weenie Warmer and the larger one is merely an extended regular size. 
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University of Pennsylvania Quakers Weenie Warmer

Click HERE to see our practical jokes and gag gifts
from The Goofy Gift Shop  
University of Pennsylvania Quakers Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift ShopUniversity of Pennsylvania Quakers Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop
University of Pennsylvania Quakers Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop
The 1" gold football is standard.  But we will substitute any of these at no additional charge.  Simply place your order and then click HERE to tell us if you wish to substitute one of the others.
Watch the Weenie Warmer Video