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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing. But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!
Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme

Have you seen our Nipple Scarf?
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The Texas Longhorns - the University of Texas has such a great legacy and tradition in academics and in sports. This will be a priceless gift for the true Longhorn fan! Just imagine the look of surprise and then pride as he opens this gift. He'll love it and he'll love you for giving it to him.
The University of Texas Longhorn Weenie Warmer is hand-made and is bright and colorful. This is one of our nicest Weenie Warmers (of course, I might be biased since I graduated from UT many years ago). Any fan will be proud to show off this gift!
Only $15.00 shipping included
Hook 'em, Horns
I don't think you can buy these anywhere on the Drag!
The Then & Now UT Longhorn Weenie Warmer makes a great gag gift for a 40th, 50th, 60th birthday party or an over-the-hill party
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Weenie Warmers make GREAT gag gifts!
The University of Texas Longhorns Weenie Warmer
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THE University
The 1" gold football is standard. But we will substitute any of these at no additional charge. Simply place your order and then click HERE to tell us if you wish to substitute one of the others.
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