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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Check out our great
Adult gifts!


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The University of Texas at Austin Longhorns Weenie Warmer
The Texas Longhorns - the University of Texas  has such a great legacy and tradition in academics and in sports.  This will be a priceless gift for the true Longhorn fan!  Just imagine the look of surprise and then pride as he opens this gift.  He'll love it and he'll love you for giving it to him. 
The University of Texas Longhorn Weenie Warmer is hand-made and is bright and colorful.  This is one of our nicest Weenie Warmers (of course, I might be biased since I graduated from UT many years ago).  Any fan will be proud to show off this gift!
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Choose from any of these charms for your Weenie Warmer
Only $20.00 shipping included
Hook 'em, Horns
I don't think you can buy these anywhere on the Drag!
The Then & Now UT Longhorn Weenie Warmer makes a great gag gift for a 40th, 50th, 60th birthday party or an over-the-hill party
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Weenie Warmers make GREAT gag gifts!

The University of Texas Longhorns Weenie Warmer

Click HERE to see our practical jokes and gag gifts
from The Goofy Gift Shop  
The University of Texas Longhorns Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop
THE University
The 1" gold football is standard.  But we will substitute any of these at no additional charge.  Simply place your order and then click HERE to tell us if you wish to substitute one of the others.