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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Check out our great
Adult gifts!


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Wisconsin Badgers Weenie Warmer
Everyone knows badgers are mean little rascals!  And just ask their Big Ten opponents!  That favorite fan of yours can really show his team colors with the University of Wisconsin Badgers Weenie Warmer!  This is a great gag gift that will never be forgotten!  Think of the fun you'll have watching him open it! 
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There is no way he'll get lead poisoning from this! Not that kind of lead anyway...
Only $20.00 shipping included
This can be made in a Big Boy or Shorty version also!
Choose from any of these charms for your Weenie Warmer
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I bet Bucky wishes he had one!

University of Wisconsin Badgers Weenie Warmers

Click HERE to see our practical jokes and gag gifts
from The Goofy Gift Shop  
Wisconsin Badgers Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop
The 1" gold football is standard.  But we will substitute any of these at no additional charge.  Simply place your order and then click HERE to tell us if you wish to substitute one of the others.