***********************
GOOFY GAG GIFTS      
WEENIE WARMERS
Events, Occasions &
Professions                 
Holiday                        
Political                          
Special Orders              
Sports
***********************            
Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
***********************
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
************************
All products are in stock
***********************
Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
***********************
Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
********************
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
********************
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
********************
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies



The Goofy Gift Shop
smithville, tx
.
gentlysdriving.com
On-line defensive
driving course
Have a
great
2017!!
The Bowling Pin Weenie Warmer
Untitled Page

Bowling Weenie Warmer (Wood Pecker)

Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop
.
Bowling is a ball!
We call this weenie warmer “Wood Pecker” (but not after the bird).
Made especially for the bowling enthusiast, this weenie warmer gives a whole new meaning to Head Pin. Most bowlers talk about that big four or big five, but rarely mention their “big three”. That’s probably because they don’t have one of these!
Imagine the laughs your teammates will get when you pull this ‘ball rack’ out of your bag.  No matter how you bowl, you’re sure to score a lot of laughs!
Order one each for the entire team!
The Bowling Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA

International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!


UPGRADE SHIPPING
Check out our other Weenie Warmers
And don't forgot to look at our Goofy Gifts!
WE DO NOT TAKE PAYMENT OVER THE PHONE
All payments are made online with credit card or PayPal