bastrop, tx
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GOOFY GIFTS
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WEENIE WARMERS
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Dr Pecker
The WINNER
Father's Day
Nipple Scarf
Happy New Year
Mr Fix-It
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Just added:
"Old" Birthday Candles
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If you would like to hear from us with news about new products, just send an email to us by clicking HERE.
Simply add your name and email and and we'll notify you when new items come on board
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer slideshow
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All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
Contact Us for international postage rates
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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing. But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!
Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme
GOOFY GIFTS
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WEENIE WARMERS
Events, Occasions &
Professions
Holiday
Political
Special Orders
Sports
***********************
In a rush?
PRIORITY SHIPPING
Now Available
***********************
WHAT'S NEW:
Check it out!
Dr Pecker
The WINNER
Father's Day
Nipple Scarf
Happy New Year
Mr Fix-It
***********************
Just added:
"Old" Birthday Candles
***********************
If you would like to hear from us with news about new products, just send an email to us by clicking HERE.
Simply add your name and email and and we'll notify you when new items come on board
***********************
All products are in stock
***********************
Watch the
Weenie Warmer slideshow
***********************
**********************
All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
Contact Us for international postage rates
**********************
Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing. But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!
Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme
Have you seen our Nipple Scarf?
The Executive V.I.P (Very Important Penis) Weenie Warmer
Enclosed card reads:
The Executive V.I.P. (Very Important Penis)
Qualifications: Pipe Fitter, Organ Donor, Doughnut Holder, Pocket Rocket, Kick Stand, Tent Maker, Meat Thermometer, Lincoln Log, Skin Flute, Swizzle Stick, Glue Shooter, Stud Service, Chief of Staff
AKA: Buster Hymen, The Incredible Bulk, Ramburger, Hairy Houdini, Long Dong Silver, Captain Winky, Mr Friendly, Curious George, Fat Albert, The Sperminator,
Spurt Reynolds, Donald Pump, Rumpleforeskin
The Executive V.I.P. (Very Important Penis)
Qualifications: Pipe Fitter, Organ Donor, Doughnut Holder, Pocket Rocket, Kick Stand, Tent Maker, Meat Thermometer, Lincoln Log, Skin Flute, Swizzle Stick, Glue Shooter, Stud Service, Chief of Staff
AKA: Buster Hymen, The Incredible Bulk, Ramburger, Hairy Houdini, Long Dong Silver, Captain Winky, Mr Friendly, Curious George, Fat Albert, The Sperminator,
Spurt Reynolds, Donald Pump, Rumpleforeskin
The Executive VIP (Very Important Penis) Weenie Warmer is a wardrobe essential for any well-dressed businessman, whether he’s having just another routine day at the office, going to a VIP meeting or asking for a “raise”. This Executive VIP weenie warmer is sure to make a great impression at the office or when meeting new clients. You won’t find this suit in the men’s department at any of the large stores or men’s specialty shops! This Executive VIP weenie warmer ensemble comes in navy and white, complete with a tie, a button AND he has his own business card!
Gift idea: Gift for promotion, new job, college graduation. Fill it with gifts, for him, such as pen set, new cell phone or Blackberry, new business cards (insert several in the sack). Many possibilities -- use your imagination -- he’ll love it!
Each Executive VIP Weenie Warmer comes with this business card listing qualifications a VIP might have, plus other names a VIP might be known as!
Only $15.00 shipping included
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