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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing. But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Check out our great
Adult gifts!
bastrop, tx
Check out the
Valentines Day
Weenie Warmers
Valentines Day
Weenie Warmers
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The Executive V.I.P (Very Important Penis) Weenie Warmer
Enclosed card reads:
The Executive V.I.P. (Very Important Penis)
Qualifications: Pipe Fitter, Organ Donor, Doughnut Holder, Pocket Rocket, Kick Stand, Tent Maker, Meat Thermometer, Lincoln Log, Skin Flute, Swizzle Stick, Glue Shooter, Stud Service, Chief of Staff
AKA: Buster Hymen, The Incredible Bulk, Ramburger, Hairy Houdini, Long Dong Silver, Captain Winky, Mr Friendly, Curious George, Fat Albert, The Sperminator,
Spurt Reynolds, Donald Pump, Rumpleforeskin
The Executive V.I.P. (Very Important Penis)
Qualifications: Pipe Fitter, Organ Donor, Doughnut Holder, Pocket Rocket, Kick Stand, Tent Maker, Meat Thermometer, Lincoln Log, Skin Flute, Swizzle Stick, Glue Shooter, Stud Service, Chief of Staff
AKA: Buster Hymen, The Incredible Bulk, Ramburger, Hairy Houdini, Long Dong Silver, Captain Winky, Mr Friendly, Curious George, Fat Albert, The Sperminator,
Spurt Reynolds, Donald Pump, Rumpleforeskin
The Executive VIP (Very Important Penis) Weenie Warmer is a wardrobe essential for any well-dressed businessman, whether he’s having just another routine day at the office, going to a VIP meeting or asking for a “raise”. This Executive VIP weenie warmer is sure to make a great impression at the office or when meeting new clients. You won’t find this suit in the men’s department at any of the large stores or men’s specialty shops! This Executive VIP weenie warmer ensemble comes in navy and white, complete with a tie, a button AND he has his own business card!
Gift idea: Gift for promotion, new job, college graduation. Fill it with gifts, for him, such as pen set, new cell phone or Blackberry, new business cards (insert several in the sack). Many possibilities -- use your imagination -- he’ll love it!
Each Executive VIP Weenie Warmer comes with this business card listing qualifications a VIP might have, plus other names a VIP might be known as!
Only $20.00 shipping included
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From The Goofy Gift Shop
