The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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GOOFY GIFTS
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WEENIE WARMERS
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   Dr Pecker
  The WINNER
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  Nipple Scarf
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Just added:
"Old" Birthday Candles

  
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All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
Contact Us for international postage rates
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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing.  But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!

Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme
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The Expectant Father Weenie Warmer
Know someone who's having a baby? Why do mom and baby get all the gifts?  Let's not forget Dad!   In fact, this is the perfect gift for the new Dad!  Makes a great surprise gift for him, or liven up a baby shower with this special gift!  Or if you're planning a trip to the hospital for a visit when baby arrives, make sure you take along something for dad!
Mom, if you just found out you're expecting a baby, this is the perfect way to break the good news to him… just wrap the Expectant Father Weenie Warmer up and give it to him with a cigar or condom inside.  This will make the special event even more memorable for him!
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--Cigar, blocks, blanket & pacifier not included--
You can stuff cigars, a pacifier, ear plugs, aspirin, baby aspirin, contraceptives or whatever you wish inside the Weenie Warmer
Dad will think about this every time he looks at the new baby!
Only $15.00 Shipping included
Jimmy Joe Bobby:
"I shore wish my wife woulda got me onna dese thangs for that fust youngun - instead of her Pappy comin' to tell me wid dat shotgun" 
Check out the Father-Son Weenie Warmers  matching sets for the new-born
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Expectant Father Weenie Warmers

From The Goofy Gift Shop
Expectant Father or Expectant Dad Weenie Warmer gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop