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Destinations, but we
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing. But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Shaft Snuggie,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first. Check out
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Know someone who's having a baby? Why do mom and baby get all the gifts? Let's not forget Dad! In fact, this is the perfect gift for the new Dad! Makes a great surprise gift for him, or liven up a baby shower with this special gift! Or if you're planning a trip to the hospital for a visit when baby arrives, make sure you take along something for dad!
Mom, if you just found out you're expecting a baby, this is the perfect way to break the good news to him… just wrap the Expectant Father Weenie Warmer up and give it to him with a cigar or condom inside. This will make the special event even more memorable for him!
Mom, if you just found out you're expecting a baby, this is the perfect way to break the good news to him… just wrap the Expectant Father Weenie Warmer up and give it to him with a cigar or condom inside. This will make the special event even more memorable for him!
--Cigar, blocks, blanket & pacifier not included--
You can stuff cigars, a pacifier, ear plugs, aspirin, baby aspirin, contraceptives or whatever you wish inside the Weenie Warmer
Dad will think about this every time he looks at the new baby!
Only $20.00 Shipping included
Jimmy Joe Bobby:
"I shore wish my wife woulda got me onna dese thangs for that fust youngun - instead of her Pappy comin' to tell me wid dat shotgun"
"I shore wish my wife woulda got me onna dese thangs for that fust youngun - instead of her Pappy comin' to tell me wid dat shotgun"
Check out the Father-Son Weenie Warmers matching sets for the new-born
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Expectant Father Weenie Warmers
From The Goofy Gift Shop
