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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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The Father and Son Matched Weenie Warmers
Standard size for Dad and matching "Teenie Weenie" for baby.
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Father-Son Weenie Warmers - Dallas Cowboys from The Goofy Gift Shop
Dallas Cowboys Father-Son
SPECIAL ORDER -- Below are just examples!  Order the Father-Son in any color combination, team or style.
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Father-Son Weenie Warmer -- matching set - $30 for two!

From The Goofy Gift Shop
Halloweenie Father-Son Weenie Warmers - from The Goofy Gift Shop
Halloweenie Father-Son
1) Add to your cart
2) EMAIL US to let us know your
   colors,team, or special requests.

Special Order Weenie Warmers - Republican and Democrat Political
This was a Special Order of a "Father / Son" Weenie Warmer set... Although I don't think it was really for a father and a son... One  Republican Weenie Warmer and Democrat Teenie Weenie Warmer. (obviously ordered by a Republican) Just another fun gift idea!
Republican/Democrat Father-Son
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
Only $30.00 shipping included
within the USA
The Father-Son is a special order!  You MUST contact us to let us know which specific Weenie Warmer style/colors you wish to purchase!
The perfect gift for the new-born boy and his father!  Odds are the mother and baby received lots of gifts prior to the birth - but what about the new Dad?  He probably got nothing - nada - zilch... Give Dad and that new little boy a matching set of the Father-Son Weenie Warmers.


This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!



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